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Captain Koernig
04:06
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Fellow traveler!
Let me tell you how I came to run this ship--
Promise no shit--maybe
Humble beginnings, farmer's only son out in space
With big honest thoughts of laying claim to a place
I caught the dream, didn't spoil the cream
Worked hard to get to the top and that's it--
Just kidding I'm rich, my daddy bought me this heap of shit
Judge for a system with a thousand observable blips
Caught with melange, so he kept me outta bars
And forced me on this bucket 'cross these motherfuckin' stars
Pleased to meet you
I'm Captain Koernig
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
I'll try whatever you're having
In the Old-Earth-German, Koernig meant "king"
Guess y'all didn't know how high I'd wing it
Crew hates me 'cuz I'm smoking so much space weed
The fuck knew you could hotbox a Nebulon 6?
I did, and I do it every star date
I did, and I do it every star date
I did, and I do it every star date
I did, and I do it every star date
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Captain Koernig
Get off my ship
I'm high as fuck, oh my God, who are you?
Hey Darla, wanna make a bit of money?
You see, there's a job transportin' some honey
Through a slip of a trip into Reoba's Kip
There's just a bit of a problem that I can't really skip
Darla, ever heard of fuckin' Space Bears?
They kill your family and then shit on your face
Reoba's Kip is drippin' scary with the gnarly fuckers
Could get mauled, but sounds like fun! *cough*
<whispers>
Captain Koernig
Captain Koernig
Captain Koernig
Captain Koernig...
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March of the Space Bears
04:38
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Marching through space with hungry eyes
We snuff out life with horrible cries
The never-ending hunger, now it's near
Don't worry--you have EVERYTHING to fear
Space is no place for weak humans
We have been marching for eons
Since before your Sun was even a dream
And it seems we will march for thousands more
Marching through space with hungry eyes
We snuff out life with horrible cries
The never-ending hunger, now it's near
Don't worry--you have EVERYTHING to fear
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Reoba's Kip
04:00
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Hotbox the Brig
06:07
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Fellow traveler!
You may wonder why we're in the brig
In fact, I wonder why YOU'RE in the brig
But enough about you--let's talk about--
Me. Yes me. Pretty little me
Mindin' my own fuckin' business, choppin' down the cherry tree
Workin' a gig that wasn't really too hot
'Cuz the Space Bears got us and they hate us a lot
Darla Maybe, crazy lady, kinda shady
But my freakin' genius chief engineer saved me
She can hot-wire a Santa Eva Ghost Twerk
Of course she can short a goddamn Space Bear network...
Dunno what's in this cig
But I'm still Captain Koernig
So let's hotbox the brig
'Cuz I'm still Captain Koernig
Did you know a Nebulon 6 can really truly get off
When you got a pack of Space Bears with a penchant for ripping off
Limbs? Yep. Though I almost lost my cig
The things I care about are prolly why I'm in the brig
The enlightened like me can still pull philosophy
Doesn't matter who I was, who I am, or who I'll be
Now I've got a tale that no one can take away
And I'm ready to tell, if you're willing to pay
Hash only...hehe
Dunno what's in this cig
But I'm still Captain Koernig
So let's hotbox this brig
'Cuz I'm still Captain Koernig
I'm high as fuck right now
Oh my God...
I gotta sit down...
Oh wait...
I got more...
Awesome...
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about...
Dunno what's in this cig
But I'm still Captain Koernig
So let's hotbox this brig
'Cuz I'm still Captain Koernig
I'm still Captain Koernig
But maybe I should change
Learn some humility
But first, let's hotbox the brig
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Darla Maybe
01:38
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Hey
You're an asshole
And no one likes you
So this is my ship
I'm Darla Maybe
Hey
Fought some Space Bears
You screamed out SAVE ME
Now this is my ship
I'm Darla Maybe
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We Fight Bears Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
We have day jobs, we barely rehearse, and we all live in different cities.
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